Wacky Story of the Day?

Courtesy of the BBC: "The Kinder child comes out as a man." Seriously, I couldn't make up a headline like that... I guess it's the German equivalent of Mikey, the Life Cereal kid."

I'd like to have at least one more funny note here, but I'm still pretty annoyed about the whole SCOTUS thing and pulling 70-hour weeks at work. Grrrrr.